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May 28, 2016

Mag-BLOG like Judy

Uupo siya sa harap ng computer, tapos maririnig ko na lang ang kumakaripas niyang mga daliri. Mabilis ang pagtype niya ng mga salita. Tanging paglunok lang ng laway ang kanyang pahinga. Tatayo siya, tapos pupunta sa water dispenser at iinom ng malamig na tubig. Susulat ulit. Lulunok ng laway. Iuunat ang hita. Tatayo. Water dispenser. Inom ng malamig na tubig.

“Kung blogger ka, hindi ka napapagod.”, iyan ang sabi ni Ate Judy sa akin.

Tuwing break niya sa trabaho ay nagsusulat ito ng mga bagong blog. Noong nakaraang taon ay sumikat ang blog niya na “Date a girl who rides the MRT.” Ito ay nalathala sa mga malalaking network. Ito ay isang rebolusyon para kalampagin ang inutil na sistema ng MRT/LRT sa kalahkang Maynila.

Nakikita ko kay Ate Judy si Jose Rizal, bagamat mahinhin ito sa paggalaw, ngunit ang talas at gilas ng mga salita ay kayang impluwensiyahan ang mga tao. Hindi bala kundi labanan ng tinta.

Si Judy Santiago ay isa lamang sa mga blogger na walang pagod sa pagbabahagi ng kanilang mga saluobin sa mga isyu na hinaharap ng lipunan. Tinatayang may 25,000 bloggers sa Pilipinas.

Pero bakit hindi natin sila marinig?

Bukod sa mahina at mahal na internet koneksyon, ay walang opportunidad para mapabuti ng mga bloggers ang kanilang mga angking kakayahan. Naiipit sila sa mga malalaki at nag-uunpugang mga websites at blogs na nagbebenta ng sabon at kung ano-ano pa. Walang batas o regulasyon din na nagpapakilala sa kanila bilang mga importanteng myembro ng lipunan na may maitutulong sana lalong-lalo na sa larangan ng komunikasyon. Hindi naman siguro masakit kung merong Blog consciousness month, o blogging act of the Philippines.

Kung magagamit ng maayos ang blogging sa Pilipinas ay malaki ang maitutulong nito para maabot ng ating bansa ang mga magagandang hangarin nito. Sa pamamagitan ng blog ay maihahatid natin ang mga makabuluhang mga isyu. Maipapakita natin ang ating demokrasya sa pamamagitan ng blogging.

Ngunit walang magagawa ang mga kagaya ni Judy sa ngayon.

Ipapagpatuloy niya pa din ang pagbabantay sa mga nangyayari sa Maynila. Isusulat niya pa din kung paano malugmok at mahipuan ang mga babae sa MRT at kung paano nawawala ang moral at galang ng mga kabataan tuwing nag-aagawan ng masasakyan pauwi. Dahil kung ititigil niya ito, tuluyan ng lulutang ang kasinungalingan at panlilinlang, hihina nang hihina ang boses ng mga karaniwang tao.

May 22, 2016

Paano makakuha ng True Love sa Pasig Mega Market

May nagtext, sabi niya bakit hindi ka na nagsusulat sa brightgays. I told him, “I don’t have any inspiration to write.

Medyo napatagal ang reply niya.

“Open your FB messenger.”, reply niya.

Binuksan ko naman ito at yun, lumabas ang picture niya.

Nakita ko ang Saturn, Uranus, Neptune at Pluto. Pumasok ulit ang kapangyarihan sa aking katawan. Kaya ito na susulat na ako ulit para sa mga tagasubaybay ng Brightgays.

Kahit favourite ko yung eleksyon at mga anik-anik sa politika, I will put this on the sidelines for now. This week we will explore the mysteries of the Pasig Market and how will you find meaning and love on it. Hali ka, tuklasin natin ang Pasig Palengke, ang isa sa pinakamalaking public market sa Maynila.

Ang aking araw ay hindi kompleto kung hindi ako makakadaan sa Pasig Palengke. Ito ay compulsory para makadating sa bahay. Bagamat naiinis minsan dahil sa masangsang nitong amoy ay may mga araw ding nasisiyahan ako.

Sino-sino ang makikita sa Pasig Palengke?

Mga bruskong lalaki sa Meat Section:

Pagpasok mo sa Palengke ay makikita mo ang nagbebenta ng karne. Kung gusto mong makakita ng mga macho at naghuhubaran na mga kalalakihan ay ito ang section na para sa inyo. Pero walang nakabra dito. Usually, ang men to women ratio sa meat section ay 9:1. Ito ay nagpapakita lang na kung karne ang pinag-uusapan unang-una ang mga lalaki. Katulad ng pag-ibig, mag-ingat ka, dahil minsan akala mo sariwa ang karne yun pala ay double dead na, sawi, naghihintay lang ng may bibili, mura, at nakakamatay. Pero huwag kang magkamali dahil matalim ang kutsilyo ng mga lalaki sa meat section. Makamandag sila.

Mga maiingat na kamay ng mga lalaki sa vegetable section:

Dito mo makikita ang mga lalaking nagbebenta ng samot saring mga gulay. Patok na patok dito ang talong, upo, sitaw at iba pa. Kung laki at haba ang batayan mo sa pag-ibig, dito ka sa vegetable section. Sabihin mo ang laki at haba na gusto mo at ibibigay nila. Napapasaya ka ba sa haba at laki ng isang pag-iibigan? Ang mga lalaki dito ay mahinhin, ang mga kamay ay maingat dahil ayaw nilang masugatan ang mga dahon at gulay. Minsan may kamahalan lang ang mga gulay nila.

Mga matatamis na ngiti ng mga lalaki sa fruit Section:

O, ngayon, kung wala pa din kayong napupusuan ay punta na tayo sa fruit section. Ito ang isa sa mga malini sa section sa pasig. Dito yata maraming mga lalaki na nakapormada, nakapaligo at mababango. Makikilala mo sila kung nakangiti sila paparating ka pa lang. Sasabihan ka na matamis ang pag-ibig nila yun pala hilaw pa. May iba naman na sasabihan ka na special ang prutas yun pala galing lang sa bakuran lang nila. Matatamis magsalita ang mga nasa Fruit section kaya pisilin niyong mabuti at maging mabusisi sa pagpili ng mga prutas. Tandaan baka artificial ang ginamit na pampahinog dito.

Iyan ang tatlo sa mga lalaki na nakilala ko sa Pasig Mega Market. May mga myembro naman ng minority block sila ang :

mga nagtitinda ng buko juice na nagpapakitang gilas sa pagbalat ng buko, pero minsan mas maraming tubig gripo Vs tubig galing sa buko,

ang mga lalaki na nagtitinda ng damit pambabae, kahit hindi bagay at maganda sa iyo ay ipipilit talaga,

ang lalaki na nagbebenta ng bigas, maraming brand, may sticky, clingy rice, meron namang mumurahin na tumitigas habang tumatagal, may black rice, may mabangong rice,

may mga lalaki ding nagbebenta ng halo-halo na pati pawis niya ay nagiging sahog na sa paninda,

at may mga lalaki na nagbebenta ng plastic kahit pinagbabawal na.

Ngayon, ipinakita ko sa inyo ang Pasig Mega Market sa ibang perspektibo. Oo, mabaho ito pero ito ang katotohanan, ang mundo at buhay ng tao ay hindi mabango sa lahat ng panahon. We have our own taste kung ano ang nakakahiligan mong kainin.

Karne ba? Gulay? Prutas? Buko Juice? Platic?

(This article is part of Mutya Perspective- using new lenses to ordinary things and events.)

January 31, 2016January 31, 2016

Why the Philippines will not move forward

It will only take one kilo of rice and three can of sardines to win in an election.

Every Filipino should make a tough choice for the Philippines to move forward. However, in light of developing events today, our country’s chance of moving towards total development remains in the dreams of every Filipino. When will these dreams come to reality?

Our leaders promised to build a straight path towards progress, a path free from corruption, yet we are confronted by scandals involving even the high ranking officials in the government. “Kung walang corrupt, walang mahirap, but if these corrupt officials are not placed behind bars, these words are totally useless. Corrupt politicians kill the dream of every Filipino to a better life and this is comparable to crimes like genocide.

Some of our leaders brag their little achievement in their small municipality or city and used this to exaggerate their stories. “Ganito kami sa Jupiter, Sana ganito din sa buong Universe.” These kinds of tactics were proven effective especially when coupled with visual manipulation. These magicians and illusionist disrupt the real message. They are underestimating the Filipino’s critical thinking skill. But we cannot blame especially those who do not have food for their family, those who lack proper education and those who do not have the time to decipher between the truth and the demonic lie because they are in hurry to avoid the early morning everyday traffic.

Anyone who says “he or she will end corruption in this country” will only fail. It entails killing majority of the government officials. If not, that “clean” leader will die from assassination or will be ousted by a choreographed protest and paid mutiny. Another EDSA revolution will come, we cannot ascertain if it will be only once, twice or thrice, it depends if how much meals and allowances these crocodiles can provide to the hungry mob.

“Halika ayusin natin ang Pilipinas.” Other candidates are asking the Filipino people to fix the problems of this country. This is unfair because in the first place it is not the Filipino people who created these problems. How many more years will it take before you will realize that we need to improve our transits in Metro Manila? How many more lives will it take for you to take into consideration the peace in Mindanao? If our officials allocated the money to where it should be spent, we are not in this uncomfortable situation.

Singing “Ama namin” is not enough. Even “dasal lang “maawa ka” every day will not save us. Every Filipino should dig in and believe in their selves. Every Filipino is innately excellent and we have the capability to become great. Saying maawa ka is not acceptable and it is a sign of stubbornness. These unscrupulous politicians are afraid of an educated and wise electorate. However, despite the large budget given to education, still many could not even read and write- the happiness of crooks.

For now, I don’t have the choice but to throw little pebbles to these politicians. I am still hoping that one day, we, as a nation will vote with happiness and integrity because we believe in that leader, in his/her advocacy and in his/her vision for the entire nation. Unfortunately, since time immemorial, we vote because of the 1 kilo of rice and three pieces of sardines, the 500 pesos, the promises and the lies.

-This is a mutya_ngHardin views.

-Photo credit: http://www.todayonline.com

September 4, 2015

Friendship Series: The Mighty Charibel

WAYA would agree that Charibel or we prefer to call “Chau”, “Chaw” is the backbone of our friendship. When problems arise she is the moderator, the banker, the treasurer, the hit man, the resource person, the cook, the event planner. She is one of the major asset of our circle, a treasure that we will not ever subject into an auction.

Above all of these, I personally know her as “ang babaeng walang pahinga”, as one time I asked her to accompany me to buy something in Iloilo. She brought me to Iloilo downtown because merchandise are cheaper there. From 1pm to 5pm we searched for the cheapest item. She asked me. “Kaya mo pa?” I answered. “No chaw, lets buy this one na lang.”

Now, every time that we go out together, I always bring with me two bottles of water, a chocolate and face towel because she will gonna tour you all around the area.

Allow me to show you her super powers.

#1. She is a superwoman. Despite her asthma, she still managed to defy her disease. She even outsmarts it by taking prophylaxis bronchodilator before going to extreme activities. She believes that what the mind can conceive the body can achieve and this belief brought us to greater heights, literally HEIGHTS!

#2 She is also a wonder woman. She can make things possible. One time, we were not able to get the votes for a certain competition. I remember clearly on how Chaw went to every internet cafe with her sexy body facing every men and women who were playing. For almost 5 minutes she was able to garner 100 votes. “Paraparaan lang yan!“, she said.

#3. She is a woman of nature. She always wants to breathe fresh air, to witness the floating fog, to listen to insects and to take pictures with different trees. This image is taken from the highest peak in Iloilo despite the risk of having an allergic attack or worst hypoxic event due to high altitudes she still climbed the mountain, “When I’m old, I’ll join the Greenpeace.”

#4. She is a woman of culture. Well, this is one of the trait that I’m amazed with her. She even went to Thailand with empty pockets just to experience its culture. When she went home from Thailand, we were amazed on how in 5 days she was able to learn the basics of the Thai language. Now, she is studying the language of Germany. “I want to know more about Hitler.” Those words were scary coming from her.

#5. She is a woman fascinated with monarchy and fairy tales. She believed in “Prince Charming”, the power of the true love’s kiss, the concept of forever and eternity. When given the chance she will build her own kingdom.

#6. She is a DONYA in her own unique ways. She steals the show by wearing attire that glitters, matches the theme, the curtains, the table cloths. Inside her hand bag are her life saving materials like the spray paint for those who will take advantage of her during the night.

#7. She knows every tourist spot within her area of responsibility. Her main advocacy is marine protection. She is always present in every mangrove planting events, coral reef preservation gatherings, conventions and donation drives. When asked why is doing these, she said ” Because I am once a mermaid.”

#8. She is a BORACAY ISLAND conservationist. Every year she devoted herself to visit the island. Meeting other people and telling them about the importance of tourist spot preservation is her priority. She firmly believe that Boracay if not safeguarded well will turn into a dead space in the coming years.

#9. She is the only one in the group who has the passion with corals and sub marine life. In our project “tahong for life” chaw poured out her abilities for the successful implementation. Meanwhile Alfred’s passion is on mollusk having them in a team is a great opportunity. “Whats your passion”, they asked me. “Uhm the Fishermen.”, I answered then we laughed out loud until sunset.

#10. She is a visionary. I never heard any negative statements from her.
“We can” “Yes” “Of course.” She has a vision and that made her powerful.

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This is one of our oldest picture. Chaw has always been my backbone. From the start of our class in our freshmen year in college. I asked for a ball pen and a notebook, she provided me without hesitation, I asked for a jogging pants, the next day she gave me one, I asked for an answer in an exam, she whispered “A”, I asked for breakfast, lunch, snacks, dinner, it was served, I asked for a shelter, I asked for a defender, I asked for money, I asked for a medicine, I asked everything from her like a parasite, but all her answer were CRISPY and GENUINE YES AND OK except one which I’m sure she cannot provide. whaha!

September 3, 2015September 3, 2015

Friendship Series: Hanna Crazy or Extraordinary?

Do you have friend whose train of thoughts always seemed to be bizarre? However, his or her ideas are valid and accurate when given the deepest attention. His or her thoughts provoke debates within the circle. Actually, if you have this kind of friend you are lucky because he or she will add spices to the team.

In my own circle, Hanna is the perfect match to this type. She is the Mother Superior, the morality rest in her, given the fact that she graduated from a Catholic school. In terms of spirituality and morality she is the adjudicator. It has been six long years, she never failed to amaze us with his wit and eloquence on top is her bizarre thinking that complimented our friendship.

#1. Because of our bizarre thoughts I always asks her to join every declamation competition in the university. I am the scriptwriter and she is the performer. She fulfilled my dream to become a script writer. It was four straight years of performance, of laughter, of winnings. She made my writings come alive on different cultural centers. When she was about to say no, I told her: “Do not fail your number 1 fan.” Yes, I am her most avid fan since we were in Kindergarten. I never failed to attend in all her competition, I analyzed her performances. I even bet on some of her contests.

#2. What on Earth was she thinking arranging her hair in this manner inside the classroom. I presumed it was her own way of stress diversion from a rigid nursing education. She is crazy, but this expression garnered several awards. There were no boring days when she is around only crazy ones!

#3 Who can forget her own dress themes? This is her summer outfit worn during December. She was months advance. According to her, Summer is the best part of the year, because she can show her real colors to men. I love her hat made from buri of the Aeta community.

#4. She wears sunglasses paired with her “diamond” earrings when going to bodies of water. When asked why? Her crazy answer was “What if the ocean will carry me to different lands, the fisherman who catches me wins a diamond! Is it not a wonderful story?” She would usually sit solitary on a stone and murmur words, ask hypothetical questions or speculate about love and death.

#5. Her eye shadows stunned everyone during her graduation. She told us “I am here to claim the fruits of my labor then It is right and just to wear my most revolutionary make-up.”

#6. She was the class bet for the Presidency position in the college. She did not gave any remarks about the issue, instead she wore what she coined the “Freedom and Liberty” gown in one of the event. She did not run for the position. The position is belittling my gown, I refuse., she said in an interview.

#7. Who can question her style. She always stands out with her raffles and curtains. This is her normal look during every event in college.

#8. Her attires eventually shifted to shades of brown. We were shocked and puzzled. Was something wrong? She told us.

“I want to be a nun.”

#9. I asked her, are gaining muscles and body building included in the requirements to become a nun?

“No, I want to become fit. I want to become a sexy star.”

#10. One day, she woke up with a feeling that she wanted to buy pussycats. When she showed her new favorite, we were silenced. The nun, the sexy star now becomes a child?

#11. Her fascinations for stones, volcanic debris and mountains never ceased.

“I can hear their voices.”, she said.

#12. We are the queen and the King of the dance floor. While others are enjoying, her we are playing our own dance, I am the bull, chasing her red cloth like a MATADOR.

With all of these, It was with her craziness that supported my crazy thoughts as well. Hanna taught me to open my eyes to the things that are invisible to the naked eye, she opened my ears for me to hear the spirits of this world, she calibrated my awareness of events, she made me one hell of a human and the WAYA would agree with me on how did she influenced us to become better and crazier.

Our theme song:

September 2, 2015July 28, 2019

Six fun facts about Alfred

It is a must to have a friend who loves nature. When it comes to this, no doubt Alfred is my perfect buddy. Aside from the fact that we were best of friends for over a decade now, it is also given that he is the repository of my darkest secrets.

We pledged to bring this to our graveyards. Knowing and spending time with him made me realized that human as we are, we need to always go back to nature where we first emerged. He once said and I quote.

“Nature is our history and we can only find ourselves if we constantly go back to its realms.”

“Yes, I will return you to your home.”, I said. Then he slapped me.

Here are the following fun facts about Alfred.

#1. He loves climbing trees. He believes that this is a primitive ability of humans. When I asked him why, he gave me two reasons. a) The aura trees give us can uplift our spirits. b) Once you are on the branches, you will realize the beauty of nature.

#2. Red is like a Fish. Whenever he saw a river, he wants to lie down . I remember one time, he told me, “What if we take a bath in Pasig River?” River for him is the aquarium of the world. The first animals came from the bodies of water and we can only understand our real existence if we submerge ourselves to it. “Furthermore, it can cleanse your soul”, he added.

#3 Red is a Shaman! I caught him one time doing this in the middle of the river in Mambukal in Negros, Occidental. It was 5am in the morning, and up until now answers on how, why and what he was doing with the stones remained scarce. In an interview he told me, I was practicing with my new talent.

#4. Red has a soft spot for the community. He cried a lot upon seeing the destruction after the havoc of Typhoon Yolanda in the northern part of Iloilo. He immediately left his work to volunteer in the community. He told me in a phone call,

“Inday!” Well, the term Inday for us is a distress signal.

#5 He is a singer. He has this kind of facial expression when surrounded with boys. In an interview, he told me that I was only singing with full feelings. Sometimes, you need to close your eyes to see the most beautiful things in life.

#6 He is a choreographer in almost of my plays. This is a picture from our poetry in motion presentation. I was included to be the lead member of the fly,(I was the only male member wearing bra) of course I asked him to allow me! Lol

We got a perfect score from that epic performance!

It was indeed an epic journey together with one of my craziest friends. We battled for academic supremacy since in High School.

By the way, this is his favorite song! I always play this song every morning when he is still asleep. Whahaha!

September 1, 2015September 1, 2015

Lip Gloss?- Ask Rex

Ever since I dreamed to have a brother or a sister and alas he had given me both.

It was our first day in class back 2009, June when I first meet him. Oily lip balm, evenly applied face powder, curly, mysterious hair, and my favorite his naturally curled eyelashes; these are the characteristics that rejoices my heart everyday despite the difficult nursing subjects.

Yes, his eyelashes were natural like his genuine personality. Many misinterpreted him, linked him to many personalities like Lady Gaga, Britney, Miley Cyrus, Kris Aquino whom he patronizes up until now with the inclusion of Nicki Minaj. But here are my own experiences.

#1. He taught me how to apply lip gloss.

“The lips is the mirror to our sexuality, if your lips is dry, you know.”

#2. Rexell is a good endorser of food. He always quote.

“You must try something else, something different.”

I did not permit him to introduce new concepts to my system, thus I dragged him to some of my passions.

#1. I introduced him to community service.

Now, it’s time to increase your SPF in your lotion and powder!

#2. I Encouraged him to join me in my fiction writing journey.

“Truth has two sides, and the better story always wins.”

To punish me, he coerced me to ride with him in this LOG!

“Sometimes, you need to experience how to fall like a log from a mountain.”

If you want an adventurous life he is the best buddy. He defies physics, chemistry and even destiny. Now, he is asking me to go to the Sierra Madre for a jogging. But I must admit, he helped me in many ways, a lot of ways. 🙂

PS He is now mastering the art of cosmetics!

August 12, 2014August 22, 2014

10 Steps to defeat depression

Kinalulungkot ng Brightgays movement and pagkamatay ni Mr. Robin Williams. Kami ay naghahatid ng aming panalangin na ang kanyang kaluluwa ay sumalangit nawa. Magbigay po tayo ng moment of silence.

* * * * *(Silence) * * * * *

Ayon sa mga report na natanggap namin. Depression ang sanhi ng pagkamatay ng batikang actor. Ang depression, bagamat hindi isang pisikal na sakit ay talagang dapat bigyan ng pansin. Marami ang namamatay sa depression, karamihan ay mga matatanda na nawalan ng kasiyahan sa buhay. Kung minsan mga kabataan na nagpapatiwakal dahil sa lubhang lungkot na kanilang nadarama. Sa puntong ito, tatalakayin na naman natin ang mga paraan para maiwasan ang depression. Kung malungkot ka, aming iminumungkahi na basahin mo ito.

Habang bata pa ay magdesisyon na kung ano ang gusto mo sa buhay. Kadalasay ang dahilan ng depresyon ay ang mga bagay na pinagsisisihan natin na hindi nagawa noong bata pa tayo. Ang nangyayari, sa mismong death bed mo na sa hospital nauunawaan ang lahat na sana mas mabuti kung hindi itong kurso ang kinuha ko, mas mabuti sana siguro kung iba ang pinakasalan ko, etc. at isa pang mahabang listahan ng mga sana.. sana.. sana..

Sundin ang puso dahil kung puso ang ginagamit siguradong wala kang pagsisihan sa huli. Kung utak naman, ok naman, pero paano kung hindi ka matalino? Ang lahat na sinasabi ng puso ay tama, dahil ang puso mo ay nakaugat sa iyong paaniniwala, pamilya at higit sa lahat sa turo ng Diyos. Malayo ang naaabot ng matalino nagiging mayaman sila pero ang tanong kung naging masaya ba sila? At may napasaya ba sila maliban sa kanilang mga pamilya?

Kumain sa oras. Ang kawalan ng sugar sa utak ay pwedeng magresulta sa depression. Ugaliing magdala rin ng mga chocolates sa pocket. Kung walang budget for chocolates, abangan ang mga tips ko sa inyo next time (mga substitute sa chocolates)

Manood ng mga masasayang movie kasama ang love ones. We recommend “Soul Surfer” Alam niyo ba na effective ang movie watching kung ikaw ay malugkot? Kung bibili ng popcorn, siguraduhing chocolate flavor.

Kausapin ang sarili sa harap ng salamin. Siguraduhing maghilamos muna, dahil baka mas lalo kang ma depress.

Bumili ng bagong panty, bra o brief. Positive vibes must flow from within.

Batuhin ang bubong ng kapitbahay. Gawing kasiyahan at katuwaan ang kanilang pagkagulat. Diba nakakatuwa ang angry birds? E level up mo na ito sa real life.

Makinig sa mga soft music, we recommend “Hindi kita malilimutan” by Basil Valdez.

Pumunta sa simbahan at humingi ng gabay mula sa ating mga pari at madre. Kung hindi ka satisfied sa kanila, pwede namang pumunta ka sa Funeral homes baka may advice din sila sa inyo.
Hubaran ang sarili sa harap ng salamin. Titigan ang lahat na kasuloksulokan ng iyong katawan. Bago mo gawin ang ano mang bagay sa inyong sarili na siyang temple ng Diyos, huwag mong kalimutan ang pagkakataon na binigay ng Diyos para mabuhay tayo. Hindi ka ba nanghihinayang na kakainin ng earthworms ang iyong mga dede nang hindi sa oras? Pwes, kung ang sagot niyo ay No, try to move on and walk forward ng hindi nakahubad!

Ito ang sampung bagong tips kung paano maging masaya. May kanya-kanyan tayong mga diskarte sa buhay. Bilang tao, nilalang tayo ng Diyos para pagdaanan ang hirap at pait ng isang pagiging mortal, makasalanan at mapangahas. Nasusukat ang ating katatagan at pagkatao kung paano malalampasan ang mga pagsubok na ito. Ang paraiso ay naghihintay sa inyo mga sisters at brothers!

o’ xa! Sana Happy ka ngayon! 🙂

Photo credit: www.fanpop.com

August 9, 2014September 6, 2015

10 rules to get your basketball crush!

Maraming tao ang gigil na gigil sa mga players ng basketball. Ang tatalakayin natin ngayon ay hindi tungkol sa mga dribble, o ano mang rules sa basketball. Hindi naman ako basketball player or game analyst. Ang ibibigay ko sa inyo ngayon ay ang sampung paraan kung paano makuha ang atensyon ng crush mo sa court. Ready?

Rule 1: Magresearch kung kailan ang game ng crush mo. Syempre ano ang panonoorin mo kung walang game?! E book muna sa calendar at pumunta sa venue one hour before ng game.

Rule 2: Ibahin ang kulay ng damit. Kung ang crush mo ay taga-Ateneo, never wear Blue. Kung UP never wear maroon. Huwag mag-blend sa environment. Hindi ka niya makikita. Kaya kung UP Vs. Adamson, I recommend PINK or RED! Pwede din white at black nastripes,if gusto mo talaga na makapasok sa court dahil mapagkakamalan kang referee.

Rule 3: Bumili ng mamahaling Ticket. The nearer you are sa bench ng crush mo the better. Kaya magsave kana ngayon pa lang. Tandaan mag-early reservation dahil marami ang kompetensya sa court.

Rule 4: Huwag tumili o humiyaw matuturn-off siya sa iyo. Instead, umungol ka, siguradong matuturn-on mo siya. Effective na ito. Recommended talaga. Mas malakas na ungol, mas high ang chance na makuha mo ang crush mo.

Rule 5: Magsuot ng hindi masyadong mahigpit na bra. Kung mahigpit ang bra hindi ka papansinin. Tandaan, nasa bola ang kanilang mga mata,para makuha ito dapat makita nila ang kakaibang bola sa bawat pagtalon mo.

Rule 6: Take advantage of the time-out. Pwede kang mag-offer ng towel, Gatorade, water o ano mang service.

Rule 7: Akitin ang coach. Tandaan, hindi ka makalalapit kung hindi mo nakuha ang loob ni coach.

Rule 8: Isigaw ang name ng crush mo gamit ang megaphone.

Rule 9: Iwagayway ang buhok mo habang nakatingin siya sa crowd. Ang buhok ay makapangyarihan! Siguraduhin shiny at maganda ang shampoo mo.

Rule 10: Sa tuwing makashoot siya ay itaas ang iyong mga paa na parang nakabukaka.

Ito ang sampung mga technique kung paano makukuha ang atensyon ng crush mo tuwing basketball game niya. Naging mabisa na ito sa maraming mga tao. Nagkatuluyan na nga ang iba sa pag-gamit nito. May officemate ako na nakuha ang crush niya gamit ito at masaya sila ngayon. Ngunit, ang pinakamabisa na technique ay kausapin niyo siya para mas sigurado. Sa komunikasyon nagsisimula ang lahat. Minsan, mas mabuti na daanin sa getting to know each other muna, pero syempre mahirap. Pero mas masarap ang isang bagay kung pinaghihirapan di ba?

Hala sige na pupunta pa ako sa bonfire sa UP. Hanggang sa muli!

photocredit: www.interaksyon.com

August 8, 2014August 8, 2014

Top 10 panalangin ng mga Babae, Lalaki at Bakla

Dahil sa mahilig akong tumambay sa mga simbahan ng supling pa lang ako ay nakahiligan kong makinig sa mga panalangin ng mga deboto ng aming kapilya. Akala ko noon, specific yung prayers nila, pero ng pumunta na ako sa Maynila ganoon din pala yung content. Generic. Pareho-pareho yung problema ng mga tao. Ngayon, papaksain naman natin ang mga ibat-ibang laman ng panalangin ng mga lalaki, babae at bakla. Ihanda ang mga highlighters, at kulayan ang mga panalangin mo.

Sampung Panalangin ng mga kalalakihan

Sana po ay hindi ako mahuli ng girlfriend ko.
Huwag siya sanang mabuntis.
Sana ay tumaas na ang sahod ko.
Sana bukas pag-gising ko, malamig na bangkay na ang asawa ko.
Sana hindi magkasakit si Junior.
Sana pautangin ako ni Kumare.
Sana hindi kami mahuli ni Kumpare sa bar.
Ipalayo niyo po ako sa tukso.
Sana grumadweyt na ang mga anak ko.
Sana may pulutan mamaya.

Sampung Panalangin ng mga babae

Sana lumaki ang boobs ko
Sana mabuhay ang patay ko na mga buhok.
Sana pumuti ang kili-kili ko
Sana pumuti ang BF ko
Sana mawala ang bilbil ko
Sana walang ibang babae ang BF ko
Sana siya na talaga habang buhay.
Sana magkaboyfriend na ako.
Sana magkabalikan kami ng X ko
Sana pakasalan niya na ako.

Sampung panalangin ng mga bakla

Make me o Lord in the image of Eve!
Tyugiin niyo na po ang GF ng boylet ko. Makakain sana ng Racomin.
Sana sumirado ang lahat ng butas ng mga babae para walang competition sa market.
Remove my adam’s apple please.
Bigyan niyo po ako ng boobs! Nagmamahal na ang pandesal at putok.
Sana paggising ko po may matris na ako.
Ang gwapo ng sacristan, akin na lang siya.
Ang bango ng katabi ko,e offertory niyo na po sa akin.
Sana nakakaswerte ang pagsama sa mga bakla.
Sana umulan ng lalaki!

Kita niyo na. Kung ang Diyos ay lubos na mapagbigay hindi mabubuhay ang lahat ng mga tao. Dahil ang laman ng ating mga panalangin ay puno ng kasamaan kung minsan. Mabuti na lang, ang Diyos kung minsan ay nagbibingibingian. May mga dahilan kung bakit hindi natutupad kung minsan ang ating mga kahilingan. Kasi, mas may nangangailangan. Sana ay matutunan nating manalangin ng wasto, manalangin ng para sa iba, manalangin ng mga mabuti para sa ating kapwa, sa ating bansa at sa ating nag-iisang mundo. Mabuti na lang ang Diyos ay marunong mag ISO, may systema at may sinusunod na mga procedures kung paano tumangap at tumupad ng mga panalangin.

O’ xa! Hanggang sa susunod na pagtalakay ng mga isyu at anik-anik ng mga tao. Ingat!

photo credit: www.integratedcatholiclife.org

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